Summer Country

Things.

What color is your bedspread? Dark blue. Dan bought it before we got married. Mine at home is white. Delicious white, down comforter. It’s like wrapping your body in an orgasm.

Pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 25 & read the first sentence. There isn’t a book near me.

How many candles are in the room you are in? None.

What was your first word when you were a baby? Probably Daddy.

How old were you in 1996? I was 5.

How old will you be in 2016? Umm…25?

How long until your birthday? 9 months.

How many siblings do you have? Four sisters.

Are they older or younger than you? One older, three younger.

Are your grandparents still alive? Two of them.

How many orange objects are there in the room you are in? I don’t think any..

Have you ever run a stoplight? Eek, yes. My dad’s truck has super bad brakes so once or twice I kind of had to…that, or fishtail into the people next to me.

Do you have any children? Hell no.

How was your first kiss? Pretty dumb, but who’s isn’t?

Have you completed high school yet? I didn’t really complete it. I have my state issued high school equivalency diploma.

Do you have any relatives in the military currently? Nope.

Who got married at the last wedding you went to? Me.

What time did you get up today? 11am.

When was the last time you stayed up all night? The last time we had to drive all night.

How long have you had a myspace, facebook, or whatever you use? Since I was 12 or something.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you hung out with? My husband.

Person of the same sex? Hannah.

What color are your eyes? Green and orange.

Do you like them? Yes.

Have you ever had braces? Never.

Turn on your mp3, cd player, radio, etc. What song is playing? Seriously? I’m not getting up for that.

What was the last thing you drank? Water.

Are you better at math or art? Art. But that’s subjective.

Science or History? History.

Who was your 4th grade teacher? My mom.

Who was your best friend in 7th grade? Myself.

Where did you go to pre-school, if you went at all? At home…

Who was the last person to call you? My mommy!

Did you smile in your driver’s license picture? Yes, I was ecstatic because it had my brand new married name on it. I miss my old license though - it has pink hair in it.

Do you have a job? No. Sad face.

What is your favorite smell? Dan. When he’ clean-ish. Haha.

What’s your favorite brand of gum? Um, that twin gum.

Have you ever dated someone & then dated their sibling? Nope.

Who was your crush in 5th grade? Probably Aragorn.

Who was your first bf/gf? No one.

What color is the shirt you are wearing? Mustard yellow.

What do you think of the 1980’s? I wasn’t there. They looked kind of lame.

Have you ever dated someone more than 2 years older than you? Yeah. I’m married to someone more than 2 years older than me.

How about 2 years younger? Nope.

What brand of shampoo do you use? Pantene. For curly hairs.

How long is your hair? It’s hard to tell. It’s curly so it looks shorter than it is. Probably past my shoulder blades?

If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would it be? I’d be more muscely and tan.

Is there a box of tissues in the room you are in right now? No. Toilet paper.

What time is it? 1:07am - holy shit, when did that happen..

Is their anything living (plant, animal, etc) in your room right now? Daniel.

What color are the walls in your kitchen? I don’t have a kitchen.

Have you ever had a car accident? Yes, and it killed my wonderful car..

Do you have any major plans for today? Nope. Eat food.

What kind of deodorant do you use? Stuff that smells good. I lost mine though so I’ve been using Dan’s, I think it’s axe.

What color is your toothbrush? Pink and white.

Do you own a digital camera? Yup.

How old is the cellphone you have right now? Dan bought it in June of 2008 I think.

What are your initials, using the last letter of each of your names? LEKS.

Do you know anyone named Tyler? Nope.

How about Reese? Nope.

Diana? Nope.

Shelby? Nope. GOD, I’M A HERMIT.

Have you ever kissed someone who’s name started with “C”? No.

How about “L”? No.

“E”? No.

“B”? No.

What was the last thing you cooked? Pie.

How many times have you moved in your life? Once. Into a truck. So not ever, really.

Do you live within 20 miles of your birthplace? I live EVERYWHERE.

Can you do a handstand? For about two seconds.

Is it after 11am? Before.

What day is it? Thursday.

What’s the longest time you’ve ever spent on the phone? All day and all night.

How many pairs of brown shoes do you own? A couple, probably.

Are you on any prescribed medications? Um, birth control?

What was the date 2 weeks ago from today? December 13th.

If you aren’t already married, do you expect to be married within 5 years? Been there, done that.

How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime? Several.

Have you ever been far away from home on your birthday? Yes, this last birthday. I was in…um…one of the dakotas, maybe?

Have you ever had a pet fish? Nope.

Do you have any tattoos? Several. 11 hours worth.

Would you ever or do you have a nose piercing? I have three nose piercings.

If you only had 30 days to live, what would you do? Everything. Nothing. Love.