89 | 24.6.2009 | 5 months agoIdiocracy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2” gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
People’s stupidity in regards to body modification never fails to amaze me. Refering to stretched piercings as “gauges” is one of the biggest mistakes of today’s society, which is sad because if you just stopped to think about it for one second you’d relize that term makes absolutely no sense whatsover. To gauge is to measure something, a gauge is a size not an enlarged hole. Furthermore, most upstanding piercers won’t perform “clit” piercings, piercings through the clitoris itself is hugely dangerous and probably painful. More than likely what this dumb bitch had was a vertical clitoris hood piercing - even sadder than that, she probably doesn’t even know what an orgasm is. I have a vertical hood piercing and I can honestly say it does not make you randomly orgasm. Furthermore, if it were an actual clit piercing, you probably would never be able to orgasm again from nerve damage.
Am I in a bad mood today? Perhaps…
